Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I see through liars

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

What is the boldest and craziest thing your mother has ever done for you?

I understand how hurricane paths work

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

Is homosexuality an excommunicable offense in Christianity?

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

What are the basic human needs according to psychology? What are the consequences of not meeting these needs?

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

Is it true that most people in Québec are bilingual in French and English? If so, why do they often identify as monolingual?

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

Have you ever been instructed/forced to crossdress for the benefit of others?

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

How did you respond to, "Why do you love me"?

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

What’s the craziest thing you’ve heard pretending to be asleep?

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I don’t cotton to rapists

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

Why have feminists not demanded that females be required to register with the selective service? Are female lives more precious than male lives?

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

What is your twin flame story?

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

How can I be okay with being ugly? What is the bright side?

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

Is it possible for humans to determine their past life as an animal? Is there a scientific method to prove this?

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I have a reading level above third grade

What are tips for weight loss?

I actually pay taxes

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I have complete contempt for fakery

Would you date/marry a guy younger than you? If no, why not?

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

Do Republicans give permission to Democrats to vote for any candidate except for Kamala Harris?

I don’t buy bullshit

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

What is the Abu Shusha massacre in Palestine?

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I can count

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I can read

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes